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Bodies Demotivational Poster


IF EVERYONE -


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

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Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....


SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...


TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.4/5

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Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"


CHEATING WIVES - Because Rings Don't Plug Holes.


TAGS: but bodies and topsoil work nicely
Rating: 4.21/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 6:10 pm
Same chick maybe Aggie?
Sean - February 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
Strictly from memory: "And just when I think that you will be mine, you ruin the moment by closing the blinds."
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:27 pm
Who needs shades when you have no neighbors? I guess anyone Sean is stalking ...
rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm

pull the freaking shades down pervo, there are kids in here....gotta go, my mom just came in
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:22 pm
Thanks all! Much appreciated. And Sean....Stop looking in my windows!
Airman - February 18, 2010, 4:38 pm
there's a 5.. excellent
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L, and thanks for reminding me to call the lady next door
Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 9:41 am
AMSOME! 5L TTH!
Sean - February 17, 2010, 11:54 pm
You just know that when Trash pops the question, he does do while presenting the little lady with a dildo, a butt plug and a ball gag ... all of which are in her favorite color and monogrammed. He's such a practical romantic. *swoons*
phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:35 pm
total score Trash. 5 Cans for you!
CpnKangaroo - February 17, 2010, 10:10 pm
what if its the nuva ring? that'll just hide any evidense. 5 cheating whores
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Asofuckinlutely Rerun.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 10:02 pm

we know when you really mean what you really mean. I am pretty sure you understand what I just said.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thank YOU.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:55 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
And that's a great choice of picture for a great line... it couldn't be topped.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
That's good and bad, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:48 pm
I know YOU meant no sarcasm. I always feel like anything genuine I type will seem sarcastic.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:42 pm

there was no sarcasm on my part. This is a work of art....I may however have to ban you ever inflated ego.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
I know everything typed on a comment page reads as sarcastic. This is not. I am honored Rerun and Ron. Truly honored.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:29 pm

back from the casino days?
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:28 pm
I think I know her.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:27 pm

TTH, I say this at great risk....this is the 1st poster I am saving in the "my favorites" tab.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
That has got to be the greatest compliment I could ever have hoped for! Thankyou MrRonsart. Thankyou so much!
ronsart - February 17, 2010, 9:00 pm
5L...BEST OF THE WEEK!
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:30 pm
How very Slavic.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:18 pm
A ring of kubasa could plug a couple holes...
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:16 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:15 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Excellent TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
No, they don't.


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PORT O CALL HAITI - Royal Caribbean Cruises is still making the stop for some passenger R&R


TAGS: nothing like going ashore with piles of dead bodies
Rating: 3.08/5

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R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 6:11 pm
I agree, they should, but if you were on your HoneyMoon, would you really want to? I'm a horrible person, so I wouldn't want to. I probably WOULD help, but I wouldn't want to.
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:06 pm
Unbelievably bad decision. Hey honey, should we go get a keepsake? (Totally sarcastic) The crew and passengers should be giving any and all help they can to those unfortunate people since they are right there.
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:43 pm
Thats just poor planning. at least skip the island. has to be somewhere else they can go.
Airman - January 19, 2010, 4:39 pm
I was just reading about it. They have their own private little club there.. but the passengers can see the roads with the bodies piled up. Not the greatest decision
Derek - January 19, 2010, 4:31 pm
Think they'll get shore leave?


JUST CURIOUS -


TAGS: air fresheners forest of little trees hide smell dead bodies
Rating: 5/5

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DirtyOldMan - March 21, 2016, 9:07 am
I am pretty sure Lye can cover up a smell. Also, MissDizz, burning a body is very hard. Don't ask me how i know :')
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:53 pm
Very funny, An UP yours
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:53 pm
Very funny, An UP yours
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 12:59 pm

I could smell it on me: my hair, skin, in my nose. And my clothes either went directly into the wash, or to the dry cleaners in a black trash bag. They knew what to expect.
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 12:56 pm

Worked homicides as a detective for a long time. The enclosed decomps (in cars or buildings), were the worst. I characterized the smell as a 'greasy stink'. It didnt bother me because I had a job to do, but afterward, I headed straight for the shower!
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 11:45 am
Of course I would know, who else? LOL! Don't ask me why, they always send an ambulance no matter how 'dead' the body is! WTF po-po???? Cancel us next time, ya?! LOL!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 11:28 am
Nice of you to give Sly expert advice, dizz ;)
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 10:32 am
Sorry Silvy. The only effective cover up for the smell of a decomposing corpse is 4+ feet of dirt. You can always burn it. ^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 10:20 am
^^^^^


joggers -


TAGS: joggers bodies walkers dogs
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 12:55 pm
http://www.demotivationalposters.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9718&p=256395#p256384
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 12:55 pm
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concern3 - February 21, 2017, 11:59 am
Bingo, UP yours


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